Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once u've been tagged must do!
happy reading!
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: like Buta's (my cat) poo.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: have you take your medicine dear? I'm pretty sure you're delusional right now.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: well, if you give me your money and fame, I'm pretty sure everyone will like me....more than you ^_^
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: then you can help me cleans the public toilet...it so dirty that it only worth you, as the skillful one to clean it up
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Then I'm pretty sure you're CD in the discount bin with 99% discounts, wait...i think, it's already in the rubbish bin.
If an annoying hot woman/man says:(if hes really2 hot)
1) I know you like me.
YR: you seems to be late for your appoinment with your psychiatrist...shooo...sho
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Sorry, I just noticed how 'plastic' you look like...who's the surgeon?
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: you're talking to who? *looking around*
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: why should I give you a ride? you don't even worth it to share a cab with...sorry~
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: What you talking about? Do I look like I care?
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:(if she really ugly)
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: only in slumber land!
2) May I have your cell phone no? please please please?
YR: *text messaging Jiyuu* sorry, I don't have cell phone.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Sorry, the night ends immediately when I'm with you. ta-ta *waving goodbye*!
4) What do you like about me?
YR: wait, i try to remember....*few moments later* gosh...so sorry, I couldn't find one.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: You are pretty/handsome, I like you sooo much! *moment of silence* and I'm one big liar XP
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: You still think that you're a dog? I pity you!
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Really? gosh, it is true then that my new designer perfume really only suits the classy one!
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Am I? Betty Page must be ugly since people said that I'm Betty Page's twin.
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: If your legs long enough....ooops, sorry Shortie! (I'm short! XD)
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: and her, her, her, her, her, her...*pointing every girls on sight*
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Like I love peanuts (I hate peanuts)
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: *looking around* Erm, you talking to me? Do I know you?
4) Please call me...
YR: *Text messaging Aliph* Sorry, my phone is broken.
5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: like a needle prick?!
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: and you just noticed it?
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: Alriiiiiiight, then I'm pretty sure this product is really bad...you should stop using it.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: where the other 50% went?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: sure *smile and walk away*
If you read this....you are tagged. ^_^ CHEERS!
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